还有10天，全国的中大学就开学了，暑假余额已严峻缺乏！
那么同学们其时最重要的，除了老常规的补（抄）作业、收心、调整学习状况、预习…之外，还需要提前做些啥功课呢？
对！就是开学第一课的重生毛遂自荐。
毛遂自荐除了老三样“我是谁、家住哪、快乐喜爱喜爱是啥”外，想要成功致使其他同学的留心，让我们对你形象深化，有必要找对论题，有必要异乎寻常！
能能收拾了中英文最精彩的43条神回复，看完笑得根柢停不下来，速速保藏c位出道吧！

01
我国哪里的姑娘最秀丽？
where can you find the most beautiful girls in china?
“
微信兄弟圈
wechat moments
”
02
请给出一句很有内在的诗句
please name a thought-provoking sentence from a poem.
“
一懒众衫小
once lazy, all your clothes

get smaller.
”
03
如何了解“穷不是一种状况”？
what’s the meaning of ‘poverty is not a certain situation’?
“
穷是一种常态
it’s the common situation.
”
04
面世上不会游水的动物是？
what animals on earth can not swim?
“
媳妇和妈
your wife and your mother.
”
05
假定被车撞飞10米远，
爬起来之后说啥最帅？
what is the coolest thing to say after you got hit by a car and managed to stand up again?
“
下一辆
next!
”
06
妈，我是你的啥？
mother, what am i to you?
“
妈的智障
my karma.
”
07
为啥前女友还会一向重视我呢？
what could be the reason that my ex still follows me on social networks?
“
晓得你过得不好我也就定心了
knowing that you still mess everything up makes my day.
”
08
为啥打群架的时分
广泛会脱掉上衣？
why do people usually take off their clothes when starting a gang fight?
“
假定脱掉裤子的话
总觉得有哪里不对，气氛怪怪的
because it would be weird to take off your pants.
”
09
怎么争辩反驳“你行你上啊”的逻辑？
how should i respond to ‘you can you up’?
“
我谈论个鸡蛋不好吃，还得自个下个蛋啊？
so i need

to lay an egg to criticize an egg’s flavor?
”
10
如何一个月瘦身40斤？
by what means can i lose 20 kilograms in a month?
“
截肢
amputation.
”
11
怎样宛转地表达
「我现已被收购了」
how can i subtly suggest that i’ve been compromised?
“
我说句公正话……
let me say this impartially…
”
12
为啥你长痘痘？
why do you have pimples?
“
因为我心爱得冒泡
because i’m just bubble-bubbly cute.
”
13
打雷的时分关窗户有用吗？
does it work to close the window when it’s thundering outside?
“
没用的，我试过了
关了窗雷相同在打
no, it won’t. i’ve tried.
it was still thundering outside after i closed the window.
”
14
你见过哪些概率极小极小的作业？
what extremly-small-probability event have you witnessed?
“
20道完形填空，全错
done a cloze test of 20 questions
with 0 answer right.
”
15
妹子还书的时分夹了一张面巾纸
啥意思？
what does a girl mean when she return your book but with a facial tissue in it?
“
阐明你对人家有意思
this means you are paying extra attention to her.
”
16
两千元公民币，想出国穷游
可以去哪些国家？
to which country can i do a budget travel with 2,000 rmb?
“
秦鲁齐蜀韩郑魏楚赵燕吴等等…
for example,
all the ancient countries that used to be china.
”
17
想养一只鹦鹉
教它说一些啥话好？
i wanna keep a parrot as pet. what would be cool to teach it to say?
“
救命，我被变成鹦鹉了！
help!
they’ve turned me into a parrot!
”
18
呆萌和脑残的鸿沟是？
what is the boundry between ‘clumsy’ and ‘stupid’?
“
和
the and
”
19
为啥女人有体香，而男生没有？
why do women give out sweet scent but men don’t?
“
扮装品腌入味了
the makeup is fermenting.
”
20
男生说啥话
女人会觉得很大气？
what would be manly for a man to say in front of a girl?
“
买
i’ll pay.
”
21
热恋是一种怎样的领会？
how does it feel to love somebody insanely?
“
两个长得像猪相同的人
还怕对方被抢走了。。
two people who are on no aspect attractive worry about each other being stolen by someone else.
”
22
有啥赞扬让你比照为难？
is there any compliment that makes you awkward?
“
人不可以貌相啊
we really cannot judge a book by its cover, can we?
”
23
你怎么一自个逛街啊？
why are you shopping all by yourself?
“
半自个逛街我怕吓着你
i fear it would scare you to death if i were shopping all by no one.
”
24
独身两年以上是啥领会？
how does it feel to be single for more than 2 years?
“
独身22年
不晓得你说的是哪两年？
i’ve been single for 22 years.
which 2 years are you suggesting?
”
25
地球外面那一层叫啥？
how do you call the outside layer of earth?
“
香飘飘奶茶
xiang piao piao milk tea.
”
26
要是在古代
姐的颜值能撑起整个青楼
back in the ancient times, a face like mine can hold a whole brothel.
“
你是说你长得像柱子吗？
you mean you look like a pillar?
”
27
很高兴为你效能
i’m glad to be at your service.
“
你高兴得太早了
you’ll find out you got glad too fast.
”
28
北冥有鱼，其名为鲲
once in the northern sea, there was a fish and people called it kun.
“
世人食之，完
and people ate it.
the end.
”
29
妈，我能看电视吗？
mom, can i watch the television?
“
当然可以啊，只需不翻开就行
of course you can, as long as it’s turned off.
”
30
你得揣摩出题人的意图
you need to understand why they set this question in the first place.
“
他想我死
they want me dead.
”
31
你晓得吗？你究竟会变成你厌烦的人
you know what? you eventually become someone you loathe.
“
借你吉言，我厌烦有钱人
thanks, i loathe people who are rich.
”
32
国庆去北京旅行有啥好主张吗？
gonna be traveling in beijing during the national day vacation. any suggestion?
“
别去
don’t go.
”
33
等我瘦了就回来找你
i’ll come back for you when i get slim.
“
假定你不想见我，其实可以直说
you can level with me if you don’t want to see me.
”
34
有史以来最巨大的虚拟人物是谁？
who is the greatest fictional character in history?
“
别人家的小兄弟
someone else’s child.
”
35
你看看别人家的男兄弟
都是吃女兄弟吃剩下的饭！！！
look at other girls’ boyfriends. they eat their grilfriends’ leftover.
“
那你却是给我剩点啊
sounds as if you ever left any over.
”
36
为啥秀恩爱一般选择在正午？
why do people always show off their relationships at noon?
“
因为迟早会有报应
because sooner or later karma will come to them.
”
37
请用一个词来描述你的男兄弟
please use one word to describe your boyfriend.
“
哪？
where?
”
38
被人追了怎么回绝？
how do i successfully reject someone who is pursuing me?
“
接地卸装
remove your makeup, right now, right there.
”
39
为了让你好好学习，父母都给过你啥？
what did your parents give you to make you study harder?
“
这张脸
this face.
”
40
赏识一个世界奇迹时
你最想晓得哪些信息？
what do you want to know the most when you visit a world wonder?
“
这邻近有啥好吃的吗？
what can i find to eat around there?
”
41
我要如何才干显得很高冷？
how can i look high-end and cool?
“
搬去喜马拉雅
move to the himalayas.
”
42
为啥有的男生追女人追到一半不追了？
why do some boys give up half-way pursuing a girl?
“
你却是给个发展条啊
why don’t you display a progress bar?
”
43
为啥在洗完澡之后
有些人会觉得自个变秀丽了？
why do some people find themselves prettier after they take a shower?
“
脑子进水了
the brain has water damage.

看到这儿，许多同学就会说：好有用！可是时刻短，使命重，有没有诀窍？咱们学了十几年的英语，惯用的是死记硬背，可是很简略学成哑巴英语或许死常识，功率低而且简略忘。揪其缘由缘由就是，没有将这些死常识转化成自个的。也就是不具有自个生成语句的才能，随意表达任意改变。
传统英语学习进程中，比照偏重教授一个语句中的语句构成成分，从主、谓、宾、定、状、补的视点进行说明。这种说明和回想，关于大大都的孩子而言，都显得比照笼统，难于了解；即便了解，也很难把这种了解转化成孩子们的语句生成才能。已然这条路不简略走通，不如换一个视点切入，给人“穷途末路又一村”的感触。这个新的切入点，就是短语。
句式魔方，提示了语句中单词与单词之间的联络，破解语句的生成、转化、使用规则的课程；它从短语下手，跳过语法、句法的难题，高效培育孩子玩转语句、语法的才能。
能动英语的句式魔方课程：
就是首要用能动英语研发的“短语矩阵”培育孩子的短语生成才能；当孩子具有短语生成才能之后，以此为基础，再用能动英语研发的“语句解码器”持续培育孩子的语句生成才能。经过这门课程的学习，孩子们就可以像熟练玩转魔方相同，掌控语句无限生成的才能，然后，把英语常用的6大句式、6大常用时态、8大疑问词与语句的生成操练组合在一同，让孩子们经过各种句式、时态、疑问词的活络改变（变换），前进孩子的熟练度，完成英语的流利问答，协助孩子完成与世界顺畅交流的意图。有了句式魔方，词汇很简略被联想并运用到语句以及场景对话中，英语学习就会变得轻松风趣多了。感快乐喜爱，可报名能动英语校区试听课哦。

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